May 6, 2008 | 10 Comments

2008_05_06_playboy.jpgU.S. soldiers are mounting protests to fight the proposed ban on Playboy, Penthouse, and other girlie mags at base stores. Since they’re also fighting to give the rest of us the right to stay at home and jerk off, don’t you think we should return the favor? (stripes.com, via avn.com)

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  • bdve

    Oh my, nice cover girl.

  • Anonymous

    they can sell them at newstands stateside, they should be able to sell them at bases overseas. No room for discussion.

  • Anonymous

    Playboy, Penthouse aren’t sold in the Middle East at all! Where they need it MOST!

  • Anonymous

    if we don’t let them, the terrorists win.

  • Anonymous

    You have over 100 000 healthy young men with no wives or girlfriends. If they don’t get their porn, you’ll see a return of the traditional rape and pillage with an emphasis on rape.

    Astos Green lasers rulz

  • CloudCarrier

    It’s 1991 all over again!

  • atlas

    “We all read ‘em,” said Pfc. Paul Rubio, 31, of Bakersfield, Calif. “There are times we just read ‘em for the technological parts like the new gadgets that come out. They have good stories sometimes too.”

    if that didnt work when i was 10, it shouldnt work for them now.

  • Anonymous

    @atlas: Oh, not it’s true about the stories! I mean, I love the ones that start with “I never thought it would happen to me, but…”

    Oh, and the occasional Tom Robbins… but mainly the threesome in the elevator stories.

    ^_^

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @no_one_can: Oh, you know the royalists in Saudi & other mucky-mucks across Southwest Asia have their stashes of pornography — up to & including 2clowns1balloon — so it’s not as though skin-mags are foreign to the area. As well, I am sure Petraeus peruses “Next Door Debutantes” in his off-hours. So, why can’t the “plebes” & “proles” have porn?

  • Anonymous

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris’s sack-dance…:

    I never saw any while I was over there, especially in the towns. Definitely not on the bases.