Sex Blog Roundup: Magic Mushrooms (And Other Springtime Treats)

May 6, 2008
JONNOBOT

All across the country in early May, mushroom enthusiasts take to the woods in search of one of the most profoundly savory delicacies imaginable, the morel. It's a mushroom that inspires a degree of lust usually reserved for all things sexual, and some of us might consider giving up sex (for a few days, anyhow) for even a taste of a fresh one. Today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene features a very different kind of mycophiliac, though: these intrepid foragers track down their favorite mushroom-headed treats so they can use them in all kinds of other fun ways. And if they can't find a partner who's willing to share, they just grow their own.

Grab your basket and join AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup

by AlwaysArousedGirl

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Down the Hatch

As I worked on him, I remember a technique a friend told me a gay guy taught her her once, basically all it involved was moving your head back and forth pretty fast, I wish I could describe it better, but it did the job. It went from your average blow-job to Mark's legs tensing up giving me the que that he was going to explode and explode he did, a hot wash of cum made it's way down my throat and I secretly patted myself and my friend's gay pal on the back.

I put a lot of pressure on myself regarding blowjobs, I live in small pond and the last thing I want getting around is that I give head!

- sub nouveau

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Diary of a Futa (part 2)

I bounced on my toes a little and giggled as I watched the flared mushroom head bob up and down.

But still, as much fun as I had been having with this penis, I was ready for it to go away now. How was I going to go to class with this thing!?! Aside from my worries that it would be way too distracting during lecture; what the heck was I going to wear? It certainly wasn't going to fit into my tight girl jeans - those just aren't made to accommodate penises - especially when they don't seem to want to get soft. And I certainly couldn't wear a skirt, I could just picture how silly I would look with this penis sticking out of my skirt, holding it up.

- The S Spot

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with a cock in your mouth, you speak in labials

Still hovering near indecision, we kissed, and as we kissed, my consuming thought was this: how long must I wait before it would be appropriate for me to draw off this man's disconcertingly silky drawers and lick his dick? There was an etiquette for such situations, I vaguely recalled, though I could not remember what exactly it was. I did not want to be impolite, but on the inside I wanted little more than to rampage like a Hun and cut a straight swath southward to this man's cock.

- pretty dumb things

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Property on Display

i took a shoe from the drawer and smelled and licked it and sucked the heel as i played with my clit a little bit. Still fantasizing, now about being on display at one side of a big playroom, following Your instructions to reveal different parts of my body, listening to people talking about me like i wasn't there. Hands reaching out to touch and pinch my nipples, to spread my ass cheeks and inspect me.

i slid the toe of the shoes between my legs and used it to rub my clit as i tugged on the clothespins on my nipples and continued to fantasize. The scene i kept coming back to was just that moment of You casually offering me up to another for use.

- A Summer Lover

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