We’ve been itching for a chance to peek inside the members’ section of Zivity ever since we heard about their $7 million in funding, since nothing gets us more worked up than a throbbing, swollen seven figure price tag. Okay, actually we’ve been itching for a chance to peek inside since we heard that there would be naked models there too … but all that cold hard capital made things all the more intriguing. Just what kind of porn site can you make with $7 million anyway? What kind of masturbatory wonders does that kind of money buy?
Well, eight months after it first started making headlines we finally managed to score an invite to the Zivity beta site, and now we can tell you: not very much.
After all the hype it’s received, we expected … well, something we hadn’t seen before, or at least something pretty special. You know, something slightly more than just an opportunity to set up a profile page and look at some pictures of naked chicks female beauty.
Granted, Zivity has entered the market at more than a bit of disadvantage. With megaporn site (excuse us, modern pinup showcase) SuicideGirls setting a certain standard for adult communities online, it can be pretty hard for any new kid on the block to compete. Still, given that Zivity is clearly aware of SG (Missy Suicide is one of their photographers), you’d think they’d at least try to have a site that’s more impressive.
No such luck, though: aside from the photos and their totally original voting system, there’s not much there there Does anyone really need yet another website where they can set up yet another profile? Sure, the pictures are pretty hot (if a bit tame) … but why do you have to have one more profile to keep track of just to look at them?
Sample model page
Sample Photo Set
Photo Upload Page (note: no nudity for nonmodels!)
To be fair, Zivity is in beta, so maybe they have some other features in the works that will be in place before their public launch. If not … well, we sure hope at least a chunk of that $7 million is winding up in their models’ pockets. We hate to see good money going to waste.
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Previously: Zivity’s Big Score: Good Money After Bad?, Porn 2.0: Haven’t We Been Here Before?, The New Porn.com: When Bad Things Happen To Good Domains
