Self-Abuse: “I Can’t Believe You Sucked A Negro”

May 5, 2008
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There is a zesty debate here at the Fleshbot Lyceum over what constitutes inappropriate porn: I say nothing but corporate altporn and they say everything that doesn't have Keeley Hazell in it. Included in that broad latter category is exploitively interracial content such as today's Porn Of The Moment, "I Can't Believe You Sucked A Negro: A Cuckold's P.O.V." by the irrepressible Johnson Brothers of Chatsworth Pictures. It is the first porn movie we've seen in which the performers actively taunt the viewer.

"How does that look?" Alexa Benson asks you (after all, it's a POV) as she blows Lee Bang, "This is a real dick."

"Your wife gives good head, Bro," Bang tells you. Ouch.

We usually only print awful press releases verbatim, but this one represents Chatsworth Pictures' healthy disregard for the faux correctness prevalent in the abjectly incorrect porn industry:

Chatsworth Pictures is set to release I Can't Believe You Sucked a Negro: A Cuckold's P.O.V., the first volume in an orally-themed interracial series that puts the viewer in the cuckold's seat.

The title, helmed by AVN Award winning directors Grip & Cram Johnson, will be available to distributors on May 5th through JM Productions.

I Can't Believe You Sucked a Negro: A Cuckold's P.O.V. is the latest in the studio's line of provocative interracial series that include Cuckold, Mandinka Parties and Oh No! There's a Negro in My Mom!

"People don't like to admit it, but the appeal of interracial porn lies in its taboo nature," explained Grip Johnson. "To ignore the psychological undercurrents--fear, hate, insecurity, lust, awe, embarrassment--that interracial couplings inspire in viewers of the genre is just irresponsible film making. We know fans of interracial porn are fucked up, but we also know they have money."

In 2007, Chatsworth Pictures introduced Cuckold to an unsuspecting DVD marketplace. The success of the series not only allowed Grip & Cram to finally move to a white neighborhood; it revealed the need interracial porn consumers have for innovative concepts that truly defy convention. I Can't Believe You Sucked a Negro! provides viewers the unique experience of being a cuckold in scenarios based on the true stories of cuckolding couples. White "hot" wives and their "angry Negro bulls" humiliate and embarrass the viewer throughout the title's lengthy and demoralizing six scenes.

"This movie is for those cuckold and interracial fans who are sometimes distracted from stroking by Dirty Harry's toupee," said Cram Johnson. "Now, they can enjoy the cuckoldry from a husband's perspective without having to invite any Negroes into the house."

Grip & Cram's I Can't Believe You Sucked a Negro: A Cuckold's P.O.V. will be available on May 5th and stars Holly Wellin, Alexa Benson, Lindsay Kay, Emma Cummings, Charley Chase, and Payton Leigh.