May 2, 2008 | 5 Comments

Flesh Flicks: Teagan Presley’s Princess Diary

2008_05_02_ff.jpgYou may remember a while back when we posted a video featuring Sasha Grey showing off her crown (and the talents that earned it) as “Miss Teenage Anal Princess.” We never suspected this at the time, but apparently that title is a matter of some dispute: here is Teagan Presley, also with tiara and sash and staking her own very convincing claim. So what to do? We suggest examining the evidence as many times as is necessary, and then maybe we’ll try to broker some sort of power sharing arrangement. This castle is big enough for two princesses, isn’t it?

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· “Teagan Presley: Teenage Anal Princess” (RedTube)

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  • CloudCarrier

    2004 Vintage Teagan.

    *sniffs cork*

    That was a very good year.

  • dubman

    Obviously, Fleshbot should sponsor a face-off between the two.

    Winners? The viewers…

  • Anonymous

    *shrug* just not into stripper nails or tongue rings.

  • Anonymous

    I see no real dispute. The crown of Teen Anal Princess is, I would suppose, like any other beauty pagent. You don’t get to keep the title for ever. Hell, at most, you could win two years in a row before you have to bow out of the competition. You would then go for just plain “Anal Princess,” and then, at the age of 25 or 26 with no children, you would somehow qualify for the “MILF Anal Queen.”

    Funnily enough, in all three pagents, the runner up is known as “The Doody Duchess.”

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @dubman: Obviously, Fleshbot should sponsor [an] ass-off between the two.

    Fixed.