Shanghai Poon: Kung Fu Fucking

Forget combining porn and video games–we want to see more people combine porn and kung fu movies! Really, it’s a natural combination: both porn actors and kung fu stars can get pretty acrobatic with their special moves and fancy abilities, and you wouldn’t have to worry about any of that uncanny valley stuff either. Good thing someone did make a porn clip like that. Sometimes, we really do get what we wish for.

· Acrobatic China Sex (youporn.com – thanks Laust!)

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  • Martin

    Ouch. Where to they connect the wires for all of the flying around?

  • CloudCarrier

    A friend of mine used to show this VHS as an ice-breaker at get-togethers, like a litmus test, I guess, but eventually he wore his copy out and replaced it with a bad dub of Night Dreams. Frightening.

    I do hope that the several pizza boys he terrorized with that tape soon received the therapy they needed, as I, obviously, did not.

  • hebear mcghee

    Until seeing this, I thought I was the only person that makes loud swooshing noises while fucking.

  • Nefilim

    Its an oldie but a goody. Pure entertainment!

  • Anonymous

    I first saw this in 2000 as kung-fu sex.mpg lol

  • dawimp523

    how old is it? Several years?

  • bobbiac

    this is sooo old