Please Excuse Us While We Touch Ourselves: Vivid’s “Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape”

2008_04_29_hendrix.jpgAnxious to cater to a public thirsty for more porn videos starring famous musical personalities after the epoch-defining success of “Jessica Sierra Superstar” convinced them that there’s actually a market for this sort of thing, Vivid is planning to release a DVD containing a full eleven minutes of silent footage featuring an obscure American musician named Jimi Hendrix (along with plenty of filler to justify that $39.95 price tag). Assuming it really is this “Hendrix” person in the video, though, does he have what it takes to compete with the likes of such better-known erotic superstars like Kim Kardashian and Dustin “Screech” Diamond in the celebrity sex tape pantheon? Stay tuned!

· “Supposed Hendrix Sex Tape Is Offered” (NY Times)
· See also: Vivid’s Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape Domain List (hollywoodheartbreaker.com, 10/2007 – via radaronline.com)

Update Of course, there’s now a website and trailer.

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  • Channing

    When we say obscure, are we being tongue in cheek about it or do we really mean that?
    Seriously though, 11 minutes with Hendrix does not justify 40 dollars if he’s not playing his guitar.

  • Gram Ponante

    we would have also accepted “…so I gave her the gun.”

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @Channing: When we say obscure, are we being tongue in cheek about it or do we really mean that?

    New around here, huh? That said, as one of the members of the editorial we did his undergrad (?) in East Lansing, he prolly does favour ? over Jimi, et. al., when discussion reaches “trippy 60s vocalists”.