We’re guessing that Belgian “politician” Tania Derveaux’s plan to win office and literally blow off her constituents didn’t work out as planned, but fortunately she has other causes to fight for: her latest campaign involves net neutrality and virgins, both of which she would like to mount and make sweet nerdy love to. The deal is simple: if you can demonstrate that you support the cause of a free and open internet–and you’re an innocent flower 18 years or older–then she will fuck you silly. (Anal is negotiable!) Fair warning though: “if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity” … and she clearly states that she is “not responsible for any genital injury.” It makes perfect sense when you think about it–information wants to be free and the web is filled with horny but sex-deprived people. Why not let Tania solve both problems at the same time?
Previously: 40,000 Blowjobs: Vote For Tania Derveaux!