Flesh Flicks: Fuck Of The Irish?

2008_04_24_ff.jpgForgive us for sounding stupid and/or racist, but what exactly is an “Irish threesome”? Is that like a euphemism for a sexual fetish that somehow involves whiskey? Or is it the kind of threesome you have when you’re too sloshed to know any better? (We hear those people like to drink!) Or is it some other horribly conceived sexual practice that only exists on Urban Dictionary? Or did the poor audio on this clip lead someone to believe that people in it were actually Irish, even though a closer inspection and a complete lack of red hair would indicate that’s the not case? (At least the threesome part is right!) Is there anyone from the Emerald Isle who we haven’t offended yet? Because we can keep going, if necessary.

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· “Irish threesome” (Megarotic)

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    I can tell you I already prefer this Irish threesome to the Irish coffee (my first — my forebears are not pleased) I had Monday. Who knew they’d put Guinness in it? I figured, black coffee, Jameson, Bailey’s… Beer in my coffee threw me.

  • Tracer_Bullet

    A threesome that blows up a car at the end?

  • websyndicate

    I would tell those girls to blow me

  • Anonymous

    Being an Irishman (a real one, living in Ireland, not a fourth generation yankee doodle paddy) I am extremely offended by all this talk. We irish have a proud tradition of wild sex, as long as it’s never talked about, prayed for as a sin at confession, only practiced as a means of procreation and most importantly begrudgingly consensual. For shame bringing the Irish name down like this. To quote the ribald Oscar Wilde “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the chocolate stars”

  • Hilarious Hilario!

    They speak German, with no discernable Irish accent. Cliff notes: Black-bra-blonde calls her boyfriend and promises him a gift, i.e. lavender-bra-blonde. He comes over really fast, acts really surprised finding them watching porn, and offers to join in.
    Maybe their lack of general arousal points to Irish genes, as everyone knows the Irish only get aroused while fighting.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @Tracer_Bullet: I’ve tried orgies once, & I’ll try ‘em again. That’s why I like swinging when I die at the end.

  • Anonymous

    What exactly was newsworthy about this, other than Megarotic’s incorrectly identifying the video’s players as Irish? (They sound kinda Swedish…) You MUST have something better to waste out time with than that, Dashiell. Like finding another ethnic group to offend. No disclaimer needed in the future, my friend. You ARE racist. (And if you happen to want to respond that you are, indeed, Irish, well then you should damn well know better.) Straighten up and fly right. Dashiell…

  • Stewie Griffin

    Those ladies appear to be after his lucky charms!

    [ducks]

  • tonemgub

    Yup definitely German, not Irish.

  • Anonymous

    The most worthless thing on a woman? An Irishman. Can’t guess beyond that.

  • hebear mcghee

    An Irish threesome is simple: an inebriated Irishman’s two hands awkwardly fumbling with his flaccid cock.

  • hebear mcghee

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris’s sack-dance…: Never had/heard of it with Guinness. You might have been the victim of devious chicanery.