April 22, 2008 | 14 Comments

Naughty French Maids Will Wipe The Floor With You

2008_04_22_maid.jpgWhy are naughty French maids such a potent sexual fantasy? Is it because deep down in our hearts we know that sex is dirty and unclean and so we feel the need to fetishize the very act of purifying our surroundings, and even our very souls? Or is it as simple as that old Seinfeld joke: “It’s a woman in your room”? Whatever it is that makes it so exciting, you never have to look far to find a pornographic excuse to be caught being a very filthy boy or girl. You are filthy, aren’t you? So why not let these sexy ladies (found with a little help from our friends at Your Dirty Mind) tidy up a bit?

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· Hot Kinky Maid 1

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· Tiffany Brookes

· “Sexy Maids – stripping out of their underwear” (yourdirtymind.com)

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  • Dashiell Bennett

    I’m sorry. How did this turn into a Kotaku post? Are you having a laugh?

  • Manji Kengo

    Just thinking about these girls playing mario kart with the wii wheel makes my pants get tight.

  • DaiMacculate – impotentnerdrage.com

    I personally think it will work great; people need to stop knocking on things before they even try them out. Yeah, I’ll probably be back on the sticks before long myself, but I’ll at least clip that sucker in and give it a test spin before I declare that its complete crap, like some on here :P

  • Manji Kengo

    @DaiMacculate:

    It’s kind of a good idea but honestly I’ll need to see more of it to decide whether or not the 14.99 purchase for it will be better than the 20 dollar mountable wheel from that third party company.

  • Scazza

    I don’t know, I was thinking the same thing… Would love to take it for a spin, but I havn’t passed judgement on it yet…

  • Spoony Bard

    You’ve seen it before, but not like this. Not in such agonizing detail. With the standalone version’s Japanese box. And shots from various angles, with the wheel and Wii Remote in various states of undress. And probing. And penetrating. And the soft, longing caress of…an old man with lady’s fingers but a man’s hairy knuckles.

  • Spoony Bard

    @Scazza: I’ve heard it’s pretty easy to get in and out. You can just pop it right out.

  • Manji Kengo

    @Spoony Bard:

    The knuckles reassure me that I’ll be fine with playing with it though. I was certainly on edge how I’d look while using it. They chose a perfect model to compare myself with.

  • Manji Kengo

    @Spoony Bard: Thats the beauty of it though. Putting it in and taking it out would be a hassle with too many doodads but they’ve certainly made it fit like a glove.

  • DaiMacculate – impotentnerdrage.com

    @ManjiKengo: Damn, its going to be $14.99? Well thats way too expensive, never mind I prefer to get my hot hands on something a bit…cheaper.

  • DaiMacculate – impotentnerdrage.com

    @Dashiell Bennett: Heh yeah, don’t ask but it was obviously quite late last night…;)

  • Anonymous

    @DaiMacculate: Talk about double standards… we can get away with Kotaku posts here and it gets a chuckle. But if we tried a Fleshbot post over there, out comes the ban hammer!

    ^_^

  • Manji Kengo

    yeah, sorry. it was a good chuckle but we were all thinkin, “wtf, there are SO many views but hardly any comments”
    It was all in good fun and no one got hurt right?

    @RickBarrs:

    sucks i suppose.

  • DiscipleofJamzy

    Huff huff huff… HAY GUYS SORRY I’M LATE 4 THE KOTAKUVASION! Guys? Guys? Where’d everybody go……..

    Also, maids ^_^