How To Make Teeth Grinding Sexy

There has never been anything sexy about orthodontics (ever), but we have to tip our hats to the ad wizards who somehow found a way to tart up dental appliances and make them worthy of a steamy late night encounter. There is nothing in this world dorkier than a nighttime mouthguard, but for some strange reason we feel compelled to buy one. Maybe two! On the other hand, if your date is going this well, at this point in the evening we doubt a little teeth grinding is going to bother anyone.

· Sexy Banned Commercial extended version (YouTube – thanks Jay!)

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  • Conrad

    I don’t get it. I figured they were going to make an oral sex reference, why was this banned? They should have at least made a reference to ‘gumming it.’

  • Anonymous

    Orthodontics ARE sexy! braces are like a signature or finger print when looking at close-up BJ’s!

  • CloudCarrier

    The inherent danger of all that mouth metal is what makes braces so enticing. That, and the simple uttering of the phrase “oral hygiene” (it’s no “sleek Italian design”, but it’ll do).

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Where were you people when I was in grades four thru nine?