Flesh Flicks: Green Acres Is The Place For Fucking

2008_04_17_ff2.jpgYou know what they say–you can take the pornstar out of the city, but you can’t take the city out of the pornstar. Some people may like waking up to the sounds of roosters and hungry piglets, but others prefer honking taxis and construction workers. The good news is that no matter what location you prefer to lay your head–up on Park Avenue or down on the farm–almost everyone enjoys a good round of morning sex when they wake up. It’s those kinds of compromises that make fake movie relationships work.

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· “Daisy Mexicana” (RedTube)

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  • Anonymous

    Am I the only one who thinks of the guy from Dukes of Hazzard whenever he hears the words “cooter”?

  • rad_matter

    @Zembo: Whenever I hear about Cooter on The Dukes of Hazzard, I just think “pussy.”

  • Tsuru

    Do all Mexican ladies sleep with shiny lip gloss, heavy eye make-up, and novelty lingerie? Maybe it’s too distract from her butt stretch marks?

    Be careful with them nails, sweetie, you might cut your cooter when your rubbin it!

    A fun share… thanks fleshbot!

    Peace, love, & LPs,
    Tsuru
    [www.tsururadio.com]

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @Tsuru: She might be an early riser, getting up & doing her hair & make-up before returning to bed to wake her love with a beej as the sun rises.

  • whitekidinflatbush

    Is it wrong to want them to get a sitcom together?

  • Tsuru

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris’s sack-dance…: Ah, proactive love…. is anything better?