Milly D’Abbraccio For President Whatever It Is She’s Running For!

2008_04_11_millyd.jpgFollowing in the footsteps of such illustrious political trailblazers as La Cicciolina and Mary Carey, Italian porn star Milly D’Abbraccio is looking to make a transition from pinup calendars to politics by entering the race for a seat in Rome’s City Hall. Despite the fact that we’re unfamiliar with her oeuvre, that’s already enough to make us love Ms. D’Abbraccio. But if you’re not as easily impressed as we are, here are few more reasons to vote D’Abbraccio this … uh, whenever Italians vote:

· Her official campaign site is also a porn site. If BarackObama.com had sections like Barack Fetish, Sexy Tour America, Barack’s Hard Zone, and WebChat With Barack (talk about accessibility!) … well, the Democratic Primary probably wouldn’t be in a dead heat.

· If elected, Ms. D’Abbraccio has promised to create a red light district, or “Love City,” for the people of Rome. Nothing too hardcore, and no prostitution–but still, a special section of the city for strip clubs, sex shops, and “erotic discos.” Finally, a politician who doesn’t turn her back on the people once elected!

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· Her campaign posters apparently feature a picture of her ass–and everyone knows that hips don’t lie.

Forget Rome City Hall–is there any way we can get Milly D’Abbraccio for President?

· “Italy porn star uses her bottom to attract votes” (news.yahoo.com)
· Milly D’Abbraccio — Sito Web Ufficiale (millydabbraccio.com)

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Does her v.j. smell like her party’s logo?

  • Lux Alptraum

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris’s sack-dance for you: I think the better question would be: Does the Socialist Party’s logo smell like Milly D’Abbraccio’s hooha?

    They could make scratch and sniff stickers.

  • Lux Alptraum

    @marmaduke: You never know… porn stars have an amazing ability to insert (and hold!) things inside their lady parts.

  • Anonymous

    I guess at least we know she’s not hiding anything up her sleeve ….