The Revolution Will Be Capitalized: “The Doll Underground” Release Party

2008_04_10_dollundergroundparty1.jpgPlucky emo upstart-turned-media magnate Eon McKai regaled a small but dedicated gathering of erotic counterculture types and fellow oligarchs on a chilly spring evening in opulent Highland Park last night at a party celebrating the release of his foray into post-Marxist pornography, “The Doll Underground”. You could have been there too, but you probably weren’t; see what you missed after the jump.

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Despite the exhortations to “rise up” contained in the title being feted, those present at “The Doll Underground” release party seemed to openly mock the very suggestion of class warfare and sexual redistribution of capital as they nibbled on truffled foie gras and quaffed liberally from Waterford crystal flacons of 1995 Chateau Margaux. After showing up to the party in his custom Hummer stretch limousine, McKai exerted a Svengali-like hold on starlets Lexi Belle and Reagan Maddux throughout the evening, never allowing reporters to approach them directly and openly dictating their responses to them instead.

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Also spotted at the gala were such prominent members of Old Los Angeles society as Ed Fox, Dave Naz, Ashley Blue, Zack Sabbath, Mandy Morbid, Kimberly Kane, Carlos Batts, and April Flores, all of whom listened in rapt attention as McKai described the splendor of his new palatial estate in Cap d’Antibes while feeding mouthfuls of gold leaf-encrusted cake to three or four waifish models inked from head to toe in “rebellious” tattoos and splayed at his feet. Later, after a shower of $1000 bills descended from the ceiling of the Little Cave upon the heads of the delighted guests, a Vivid Alt-branded personal helicopter spirited him away from the festivities. What will he think of next?

· Vivid Alt (vivid-alt.com)
· Order: “The Doll Underground” (Adult DVD Empire)

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Previously: Rise Up: Eon McKai’s “The Doll Underground”

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  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Bah. What a fucking bunch of bourgeois “nouveau-riches”… .

    [j/k] :)

  • NicoElise

    Congratulations to Eon and Vivid-Alt

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @Prof_Derzshowitz: I would not call them nouveau-riche, but I cannot help but think their proletarian affectations are yet another set-up for the increased sale of this & other titles. Eon, et. al., may have more leftist credibility than, say, Consumerist commenter drezdn, but in the end, the Bolshevik pose of this film is just the negative image of the (wholly unacceptable to “true” radicals & syndicalists) Coca-Cola Zero ‘taste infringement’ commercials.

  • Does Not Equal

    The girl on the right in the header’s main photo?

    I’d be the swizzle stick in her drink.

    I might not even mean that sexually.

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris’s sack-dance…: You are so much better at this than me… :)

    ["this" meaning commenting].