U Can Haz Free Robopr0n: Fucking Machines Contest Giveaway!

2008_04_10_lolcontest.jpgA giant thrusting robocock might be no laughing matter for the hotties at Fucking Machines, but after all this time we still find plenty of LOL-worthy moments while we’re toiling in the porn mines. So we’re challenging you, dear reader, to come up with the funniest LOLpr0n (totes [TM]!!!1!!) captions to one of three images from FuckingMachines.com … and three lucky winners will receive a free one month membership to the site. More details–plus an exclusive bonus gallery!–after the jump.

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Even though we’ve recently been told that every time someone says “I can haz” god kills a kitten, we still believe in our hearts (and squishy bits) that the full potential for applying LOLspeak to photos of girls having their pussies stuffed by robots until they squirt with orgasmic glee has yet to be tapped. So we’re tapping it … with your help!

All you have to do is make us laugh until we choke on our mouthfuls of gummi boobs … and you’ll win a free membership to the deliriously excellent Fucking Machines.com (which is now viewable in PicLens 3D format for added hotness).

Select one of the three large images below and tell us your LOLcaption in the comments for this post, (Don’t forget to tell us which image you’re captioning.) Even better, use one of them to create your own LOLporn pic and upload that as your comment. We’ll announce the winners next week and will contact you via your Fleshbot comments account page to get you your prize. (First time commenter? Go here to register.)

For inspiration, see where it all began … or where we made it end up.

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· Image #1:
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· Image #2:
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· Image #3:
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And for even more inspiration …

· Fleshbot Exclusive: Fucking Machines Gallery (fleshbot.com)
· FuckingMachines (fuckingmachines.com)

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  • Anonymous

    Great idea for a contest..

    [images.galacticat.org]

  • Xniphobe
  • Leningrad
  • Xniphobe
  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    I has doble+ no photoshop skillz, so uze ur imaginashun…

    Image #2: All ur vaginas r belong to us

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    Hillarious, Leningrad!!!11!!@Leningrad:

  • Anonymous

    Image #3: NEEDS MOAR SUCTION!

  • Anonymous

    #1 : NAM NAM NAM

    #2: OH HAI! WHAT DIS BUTTON DO?

    #3: INVISIBLE HOT YUNG STUD

  • Anonymous

    [cache.fleshbot.com]

    Raaaaaarrr! Mine kittiez haz teef!

  • Xniphobe

    part deux– [candycrash.com]

  • AshleyStIves

    Image #3: U HAS A FLAVOR

  • Anonymous

    image # 2: U BIN STEEMPUNK’D, LOL

  • AshleyStIves

    (Jesus, I mean) Image #1: U HAS A FLAVOR.

  • dubman

    #1:

    Invizibul T-800.

    For #2:

    “Not put finger there! Masheen do 4 me!”

    “OK, you can put finger there.”

    For #3:

    “Ur sure u rly is a dokter?”

  • Nobilis

    Image #3:

    NO YOU CANT HAZ
    MY FLUFFY
    TABUL

    GO WAY
    IT SUCK SO GOOD

  • Anonymous

    Image #1

    HAI! UR NOT SAME DIX MASHEEN AZZ B4!!

  • Leningrad

    I figured a robocop joke never hurt anyone.

  • CloudCarrier

    #3:
    ABBBOMNBLE SNOMAN
    STILL BITIN’ ME

    SNOWCONES FOR EVERYBUDEEZ

  • Tranari
  • Anonymous

    Image #3
    in classic Samuel L Jackson fashion,

    “Kingkong aint got nothing on me”

  • Anonymous

    Image number 3

    “Kingkong aint got nothin on me”

  • Anonymous

    For Image #1

    I IS IN UR GURL

    PACKIN HUR LUNCH

  • Anonymous

    image 2

    im in wrong hole

    givin u dehighdreshun

  • piggythewonderdog

    [i282.photobucket.com]

    What can I say, my dad was a dentist.

  • Anonymous

    image 3

    ** 3y3 m0vez my h34d away fr0m the m1c 2 breathe 1n ..

    CH0C0L4T3 R41N!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    ** 3y3 m0vez my h34d away fr0m da m1c 2 br3ath3 1N..

    CH0C0L4T3 RA1N!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    image 3:

    ** 3y3 m0vez my h34d away fr0m da m1c 2 br3ath3 1N..

    CH0C0L4T3 RA1N!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    image 3:

    ** 3y3 m0vez my h34d away fr0m da m1c 2 br3ath3 1N..

    CH0C0L4T3 RA1N!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    image #1

    all yr face are belong 2us

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    awesome! I forgot that porn could actually be funny. [i though it was all just seriousness bizness].

    lolz

  • Anonymous

    #3:

    I NOT AKS 4 DIS! DO NOT WANT!

  • Anonymous

    Image 1 – I gots you a dildo – but I eated it.

  • Anonymous

    #1 dis not ron jeremy? ron jeremy haz flavor.

    #2 o hai I connect 4 I win

    #3 I uzed ur battery and it died.

  • Xniphobe

    okay, last one, I swear: [candycrash.com]

  • Anonymous

    Image 1:
    “VAGINAL PENETRATION…

    UR DOING IT WRONG”

    Image 2:
    “OH HAI

    I FIXED UR ORGAZMZ”

    Image 3:
    “I CAN HAZ MOAR LUBE

    PLZE?

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    O WoWz Johnny FivE iZ AlYf!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    #1 invisable dong is cummin in muy hair

    #2 eyes on yer numatic bugger-ree mu-sheen countin muy rose-ur-rees

    #3- eyes sayed i gots no milk you stooped fuzz ball

    fm-08- delta stewardess says
    eyes on yer roofs shootin yr jets
    ya fookin bastards

    fm-02 eyes in yr offisezz plezen yr boss

  • Anonymous

    #3:
    “plz to be opening pod bay door”

  • Anonymous

    #1

    i IZ IN UR MOUF, CAN U TELL?

    #2
    i has endurance, tell ur freinds.

    #3
    O NOES I IZ TIKLING UR TOEZ!

  • Anonymous

    Image #1- All yur tonsils are belong 2 us!

  • frndlybnny

    #3 Prepare to fire torpedo!

  • frndlybnny

    #1 the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

  • aamazing

    #1:
    I BUYED U A HARBLS

    BUT I EATED IT

    #2:
    I CAN SMELLZ CHEEZBURGER

    #3:
    UR HIKKUPS

    DAI SHULD BE GONE NOW

  • Anonymous

    #1
    trust me, this how u lurnz binary.

  • frndlybnny

    #2 we can rebuild it: we have the technology

  • Anonymous

    #2
    DIS NOT FALL ‘SLEEP AFTER FIRST O-GASM?
    GIMME, GIMME, GIMME

  • Anonymous

    #1
    I CAN HAS SEXBOTS?

  • Anonymous

    dis is howz we doez it #1

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    #1
    GAH, 3Y3 NE3DZ DENTST NOW

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    #3
    Invisibul producer… takn meh moneyz

  • Anonymous

    #1
    Gret Seks Now Wif 100% lez Ballz

  • Anonymous

    That’s the last time I’ll use the line…” what’s a sexy robot like you doing in a moonbase jail like this!!!”

    Image #1

    DOCTORSLIME

  • Anonymous

    IMAGE #2

    IT’s stuck Jenny! You said “what could go wrong! have a little fun…It’s Godamn stuck” and I’ve got the minster coming over in shit… eight minutes!!!”

  • Anonymous

    Image #3

    “Jame’s Bond my Ass, Blowfelts, ass reaming machine is set to go off in six seconds….God… am I Fucked!”

    Shouted Cloepatra Jones right before her transponder signal went dead.