Remembering "Dewey Cocks" (Er, "Cox")

It had been a long time since we’d seen a movie in an actual theater that made us wish we had pause and rewind buttons on our armrests until we saw “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story” a few months ago. Not so we could hear the jokes again—which were ok, but not that memorable—but because the film contained an impressive (if brief) bit of nudity … including full frontal penis, which is pretty much unheard of in a Hollywood film. (Yes, it’s in the title, but we didn’t think they would actually show it.) Now that the DVD is out, we finally had the chance to admire everything in detail … and no angry ushers have to get involved when we try the old “hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket” trick.

· “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story” (imdb.com)
· Clip via Upcoming Nude Scenes (upcomingnudescenes.net)

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  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Who’s got the better “nom de porn”: Reed Rothchild or Dewey Cox?

    [Either way, John C. Reilly wins...].

  • hebear mcghee

    @Prof_Derzshowitz: Don’t forget Mike Honcho from “Talladega Nights”. (Regardless I’m voting Reed Rothchild)

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    @hebear mcghee (is a wolf in wolf’s clothing): Haha. “Honcho.” Lolz. Also, a quick scan of I.M.D.B. shows a few more J.C. Reilly porn-orific monikers, including:

    - Tucker van Dyke [from What's Eating Gilbert Grape]
    - Buck Bretherton [from Days of Thunder], and in one word,
    - Sasquatch [from the Tenacious D. TV Show].

    Srsly, dude should just play pornstar characters from now on… ;-)

  • hebear mcghee

    @Prof_Derzshowitz: Buck Bretherton is just too much. All hail JCR!

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Surprisingly, John C. Reilly was not cast as the motivational speaker in Magnolia.

    /respects the cock
    /realizes it was Tom Cruise in the codpiece
    /shits pants