A look back at the week that was …
· Well, that was fun. Let’s do it again next year! (Or not!)
· This was the best clash of the titans since … well, “Clash Of The Titans”
· Just because a movie is arty and stuff doesn’t mean it can’t still have porn in it.
· Good thing we have the media to alert us to secret sex films that aren’t really secret … otherwise, we would have had one less thing to post about this week.
· So … is that a book on your coffee table, or are you just happy to see us?
· Remember: if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it unless you want a lot of people to complain.
· Have you heard? New York is full of kinky sex freaks. Wait, didn’t the rest of the world already assume that?
· What body part do you think Teagan has to wiggle in order to make her magic happen?
· What a view! Oh, and it’s a nice house too.
· Remember, all women are bad … except the ones who might actually want to sleep with you. You should probably be nice to them. And your mom.
