For untold generations, mankind has argued about the size of the boat versus the motion of the ocean … and still hasn’t come up with a definitive answer yet. After having their sleep-deprived staff pore over thousands of hours of stock pornography (not to mention evidence from their own fine family of paysites), however, one company has finally come to a definitive scientific conclusion. Sorry guys—this one might sting a little: from their world headquarters near the Nobel Institute in Oslo, Brazzers has announced this week that porn stars most definitely like it big, which should bring an end to the debate once and for all.
Whether you’re a rocket scientist or not, Gina Lynn, Nikki Benz, Gianna Michaels, Carmella Bing, Shyla Stylez, Lichelle Marie, Sandra Romain, and Sienna West supply all the empirical evidence you need to show that porn stars really are different from the rest of us in their taste for outsized members (or not so different, if all of those Enzyte commercials are to be believed.) The skeptical among us may question whether their typically diminutive hands and mouths aren’t skewing the data somewhat, but you can choose to believe whatever you want if it makes you feel better. We certainly are.
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