April 2, 2008 | 16 Comments

Dita Von Teese’s Not-So-Shocking (But Totally Hot) Porno Past!

Dita Von Teese's Not-So-Shocking (But Totally Hot) Porno Past!Tired of celebrity sex scandals? Too bad, here’s another: Dita Von Teese has a secret porn past! Thankfully, Marilyn Manson was not involved … and to be honest, it wasn’t much of a secret anyway. (The movie’s listed on IMDB! And was sold on Dita’s own site!). And besides, who hasn’t been featured in a poorly shot, arty, erotic film featuring lots of girl-on-girl-on-sex-toy action? Unfortunately for Dita, some are saying this revelation could jeopardize her recent deal with Wonderbra; we’re not sure why arty lesbian porn is more scandalous than having been married to Marilyn Manson, but we’ll let you be the judge. Clip after the jump.

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· “Dita has a secret porn flick past” (thesun.co.uk)

· Dita’s Sweetshop – Videotapes (ditasdomain.com)

· “Decadence” (imdb.com)

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  • Anonymous

    Comment on Dita Von Teese’s Not-So-Shocking (But Totally Hot) Porno Past! This isn’t a secret. She’s on the cover and it was from Andrew Blake
    so it wasn’t really that hardcore. More surprising is the fact that
    no one mentioned it before.

    Terry Osterhout
    http://www.digitalfantastique.com

    terryost@mac.com

  • bdve

    Forget the girl on girl, I want to watch that blonde try to walk in a pair of heels modified like that.

  • Molly Crabapple

    I hope the cover isn’t blown on Jenna Jameson’s secret porn past too!

  • grrad

    Secret porn past? Not so secret.

    There’s a book by fetish photographer Ed Fox, which I think has even been advertised here (Amazon), that includes a DVD consisting of several tedious shorts also shot by Fox, one of which features Dita Von Teese and another woman, doing things to each other which look very similar to what’s shown here in the Redtube video.

    It put me to sleep, so it may even be the same video for all I remember.

  • indiepixels

    She’s been doing the girl on girl, add toys thing for a while. It has always been available on andrewblake.com So, this isn’t really news.

  • Lux Alptraum

    @indiepixels: Well, that was kind of our point. But try telling that to Marie Claire.

  • Fitz23

    What a fantastic imaginary controversy.

    Had no one noticed she has had the video for sale on her own website for years never mind the other far more charming videos she has made.

    [www.ditasdomain.com]

  • Lux Alptraum

    @Fitz23: Uh, we did! That’s why we included that link you gave in our post.

  • hebear mcghee

    So many comments stating the same thing.
    Let’s all just be grateful that there hasn’t been a Dita and Manson sex tape that surfaced. *shudder*

  • Lux Alptraum
  • hebear mcghee

    @Lux Nightmare: Oh Lux… don’t even make me think about it.

  • Lux Alptraum

    @hebear mcghee (is a wolf in wolf’s clothing): Here, have some Clorox. It should help get rid of that image I’ve burned into your brain.

  • hebear mcghee

    @Lux Nightmare: Lolcats are the only thing that can fix this.
    [icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com]

  • Lux Alptraum

    @hebear mcghee (is a wolf in wolf’s clothing): I would like to point out that the people behind I Can Has Cheezburger are fans of Fleshbot.

    I mean, uh, I heard a rumor that maybe they might be.

  • Anonymous

    Knew about it, not shocked, love her anyway. Nice try, mainstream media.

  • Anonymous

    Any chance of a link to that video on Red Tube, or the search term for it? I can’t find it on their site, and the embed is not working for me.