Flesh Flicks: I Quit

2007_04_01_ff.jpgIt’s been over two years since I joined the crew here at Fleshbot and started doing these daily Flesh Flicks posts, and in all that time there’s been something I’ve wanted to say but never had the courage to until now: I hate porn. It is vile and disgusting and it debases everyone, from the actors who star in it to the cameramen (and it’s always men) who film it to the poor lonely souls who touch themselves while paying to watch it. You can only imagine what it’s been like for me to wallow in this swamp this entire time. Sure, I’ve made a living and the working conditions weren’t horrible, but at what cost? It has drained all joy from my sex life, and I may never again be able to maintain a healthy relationship with another person. (My current girlfriend, though, is very patient and understanding and even occasionally watches this filth with me as a show of solidarity. She’s a real trouper.)

Before I leave, though, I’d like to offer this one final video as a cautionary tale. I once met Gianna Michaels in person and after seeing what a nice, cheerful girl she is, it pains me to see her bound and gagged for the titillation of others. To hear her moan with erotic fervor simply for entertainment. And to watch her beautiful, milky breasts heave up and down as she pleasures herself to ecstatic multiple orgasms. Awful! But no more!

This site has ruined too many lives with its devotion to “sex positive” adult entertainment, and I won’t be a part of it anymore. I’m looking forward to being sex negative from now on, thank you very much, and I can only hope the rest of you–readers and fellow editors alike–will heed my example and turn your back on this scourge before it’s too late. And Gianna, if you see this, I want to help you too! Just give me a call and we’ll get through this … together. (Hopefully the girlfriend will be understanding about that too.)

· “Gianna Michaels” (Megarotic)

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  • user67

    I too Mr. Bennett. I am only here for the comics

  • hebear mcghee

    Did you know those porn cocks aren’t even real? And no one ever actually achieves climax? It’s all camera tricks.
    Godspeed, Dashiell.

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    :-(

  • Anonymous

    I call shenanigans,

    April fools

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    @ D.B.: I wish you the best of luck in whatever non porn-related path you have selected for yourself.

    However, now I fear that I must switch my focus over to Orgasmatrix, because a Fleshbot without a Dashiell Bennett is like a Peter North scene without a cumshot: you just really need that icing on the cake for the experience to feel complete.

    {It’s not going to be the same without you}.

    Auf wiedersehen…

  • CyberSpy

    way to spoil it monkeyfink

  • Anonymous

    hey folks it april 1st and don’t take anything seriously today. repost tomorrow and I’ll believe it

  • Anonymous

    There’s a little truth in everything, April Fools or not.

  • Anonymous

    Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!!

    …This is a porn site?

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris’s sack-dance…: Thank god it was all just a joke. It felt like a piece of me was dying as I was reading through this posting, and I actually started to feel guilty about my excessive porn intake!

    Damn you, Bennett…!

    [j/k, luvs ya].

  • Anonymous

    why it is always that bloggers’ main and fundamental joke is that they will stop writing? Even Jenna’s comeback would be more funny.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @moneyfink: He had me going until “sex negative”. A true conversion story, from hardcore fucqing to vanilla missionary, would not be posited as a journey from “sex positive” to “sex negative”, so I knew DB was joshing, after that.

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    In every joke lies a wee bit of the truth.

    Freakin downer! ;)

  • Anonymous

    Thank you for your candor, Dashiell. It’s the push I needed to give up my sordid attempt at a “normal” life and go back to the seminary…I love you all and I’ll pray for you.

    Certainly His Resurrection Is Supreme Truth!