After the unexpected success of his self-produced porn sequel to “Jaws” (2005′s “Balls Deep”), pornhound Richard Dreyfuss has again plumbed his mainstream film career for porn fodder. “‘Mr. Holland’s Anus’” will explore five decades in and out of the anal cavity of a very inspiring teacher,” said Dreyfuss, “and you will see Olympia Dukakis like you’ve never seen her before.” At one point Holland is faced with teaching clarinet to a slow learner:
“Isn’t there anything you’re proud of?” he asks.
“My step-dad says I have a great ass,” she replies.
“Play your ass.”
· “Mr. Holland’s Anus” (trailer @ ksjadg.com)
