March 28, 2008 | 5 Comments

2007_03_28_tsa.jpgA crack team of airline security experts forced a woman in Texas to remove her nipple piercings before being allowed to board a flight. Her lawyer says, “The last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon,” but obviously she’s never checked Kate Moss on an ice cold January morning. (news.yahoo.com – thanks Dave)

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  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    Great, TSA sees something suspicious and right away they want to pull the pin.

  • CloudCarrier

    I’m just surprised they didn’t make her eat them in front of her.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @denots: This story is just preparing us for the onslaught of fortysomethings with ass-crown foliage — I believe others call it “tramp-stamps” — that will hit around 2018. Then, you talk about being too beat &/or old for something (marginally) sexy, & you’ll really know what that is.

  • drewkkake

    When I had to deliver court documents for my summer job a couple of years ago, my frenum piercing set off the metal detector. Thankfully the guards let me pass after a quick once-over with the handheld scanner, saving me some embarrassment. I made sure that I took it out in the car before stepping in the courthouse after that.

  • Anonymous

    she’s way too beat to still have her nipple rings in. give it up lady.