Adam & Eve’s biggest movie of 2008 is “Rollerdollz,” a roller derby movie gone right. A co-production with Zero Tolerance and directed by James Avalon, “Rollerdollz” wrapped filming early this morning at a 60-year-old rink at the east end of Porn Valley as Ava Rose, Bree Olson, Eva Angelina, and Sunny Lane skated across the parquet to crash into each other in a sweaty, girly mass.
See more snaps after the gap.
The story is as American as “The Grapes of Wrath”: two roller rivals settle their differences in each others’ vaginas and somehow Ron Jeremy is involved. What’s more, Kayden Kross adds that special element to luchador surf-guitar music.
L.A.’s Fearleaders cheer on a cast of non-nude but just as compelling extras, including members of a real-life L.A. women’s roller derby league.
Penny Flame adjusts her blades, Eva Angelina dazzles the camera, and Sunny Lane ponders a return to her former career of figure skating as Alektra Blue surveys the scene. Sunny and Alektra are the cast’s most accomplished skaters.
Don’t ask what Ava Rose used to polish the floor; just be happy for me.
Bree Olson needlessly adjusts something (don’t adjust a goddamn thing) while the referee explains a call to Sunny Lane.
A member of Glendale’s Moonlite Rollerway staff told me that the rink’s Over 50 club would be skating right over this spot the next day. If they had only seen Bree et al this way, doubtless they would not conclude that youth is wasted on the wrong people.
· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)
