The “Ashley Dupre Sex Tape” (Verdict: Unlikely, But It’s A Decent Blowjob Anyway)

Anyone remember a young woman named Ashley Dupre? Yeah, we had to look her up too; it seems that she was sort of famous a while back for sleeping with the President or something and charging him half a million dollars for it. Anyway, someone just sent us a thirty second movie clip of her giving a blowjob and getting splooged all over her chin … or at least the file name says “AshleyDupreeSexTape.mov”, and it said it was her in the subject line of the email that went along with the clip too. Guess that means she really is famous! After all, you know what they say: you’re nobody until somebody tries to pass off a sex tape with your name on it. (Actually, we just made that up just now. But feel free to quote us anytime you like.)

Previously: Prostitute’s Only Slightly Less Shameful Past Revealed: Was Ashley Dupre A “Girl Gone Wild”?

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Must be from her high-school days, when she was new to fellatio & unknown to the sun. (Seriously pallid version of “Kristen-Ashley”… Or not she at all. I think the latter is the case.)

  • CloudCarrier

    At least it was better than Cloverfield.

  • Anonymous

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris’s sack-dance…: “Or not HER at all.”

    Sheesh, even when I’m not on the job, I’m on the job.