Flesh Flicks: Who Are Those Masked Fuckers?

2007_03_24_ff.jpgEvery time a new sex scandal breaks, everyone gets all worked up about how it’s impossible to stay anonymous on the interent (or anywhere for that matter) and that all our deepest, darkest secrets will inevitably end up online. It’s like you can’t even make a homemade sex film with a few friends without someone “leaking” it to the web and costing you your job. So what’s the solution? Always wear a Mardi Gras-style masquerade whenever you have sex. No one will ever be able to identify you! And for added security, you can also follow the Gene Simmons rule of videotaped lovemaking and never remove your shirt under any circumstances. You secret is now safe with us.

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· “masked lovers” (Megarotic)

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  • lonbordin

    You know the continuos shutter snapping sounds in the background eliminate that amateur feel.

  • lonbordin

    @lonbordin: continuous you moron.

  • Dashiell Bennett

    @lonbordin: True. But does it really feel that “professional”?

  • Anonymous

    That is a TERRIBLE blowjay. Of course it’s amateur! She’d never get a job giving head like that.

  • DontFearTheReaper

    The stuntcock that’s getting his knob polished doesn’t really care if it’s professional or not.

  • Anonymous

    This is true. Likely he’s a member of that well-known charity Hummers for the Homeless, providing a day’s honest work and a period of stress-relief to the less fortunate.