March 21, 2008 | 23 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Scarlet Letter Edition

2008_3_21_wwfrd.jpgRoxy Jezel looks so frank in this picture that we really don’t care what is written on her. And that’s lucky, because “Served Raw” just doesn’t seem like the right title, despite the writing being the same color as blood which just makes this a little “Helter Skelter”-y.

Can you think of a better thing to scrawl all over Roxy? And with what would you scrawl it? If you doubt your abilities to think up something new, look to the triumph of last week’s winner, bdve.

· Club Jenna (clubjenna.com)
· Buy “Served Raw” (gamelink.com)

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  • Anonymous

    Isn’t that Roxy Jezel, not DeVille?

    “Eat at Roxy’s”

  • Conrad

    ‘I’ll let you stab me with your chopstick…’

    (stabbing being looked down on)

  • Anonymous

    Su-She Puts Out!

  • Anonymous

    Written in Soy Sauce, Would you like a California Roll in the hay?

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    Now with no trans-fat!

  • dirtybacon

    “Xup Here” writen in a circle around her belly button with glow-in-the-dark body paint

  • Anonymous

    Make it a double

    I would say write it in espresso, but I don’t think that would work out well for anyone involved.

  • CloudCarrier

    “My Name Is Roxy Jezel”.

  • Jonnobot

    @CloudCarrier: WE HAVE A WINNER. (Am I allowed to say that?)

  • bleeble

    Maguro Sunrise

  • bleeble

    Oh right, what to scrawl it with:

    a thick wasabi and soy sauce paste.

    I mean the kind of burn-baby-burn wasabi that they don’t ever serve to the gaijin.

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    “Deliveries in Rear” Written in Chocolate of course (With some nuts and corn sprinkled in)

  • Gram Ponante

    Whoops – I doxied up my Roxys. Sorry. But Cloud Carrier has alread won in the past month, Fleshbot – don’t you read your own goddamn site??? Despite my gaffe, I do, indeed, have an interest in said neekd ladu (Pirate Eon, is that you?)

  • Anonymous

    Yarr Gram Ponante has an interest in said neekd ladu

  • Anonymous

    “Welcome to Roxy’s. Please keep an eye on your Coke.”

    Yes, I know she’s not Chinese, but the joke still works.

  • fleshbotpdh

    The Roxy Whorer Picture Show

  • thelushie

    @Blackburn Lankershim: Of course they don’t read their own site! They use the net for intellectual edification. They surf sites like Word of the Day and Cognitive Daily.

    Oh wait, I think the pain medication they gave me for my tooth issue has warped my thinking. What was I saying????

    No, they are complete pervs just like the rest of us!

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Roxy Jezel:

    “M.S.G. FREE!”

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Oh yeah, and the transcription would have to be done using Kikkoman Soy Sauce, and scrawled by the Soy Sauce Warrior himself.

    Shoyu!

  • Gram Ponante

    @bleeble: winner!