March 18, 2008 | 9 Comments

Breaking: Dark-Haired Woman Likes To Have Sex, Presumably In A City

Breaking: Dark-Haired Woman Likes To Have Sex, Presumably In A CityOMG, have you guys heard? Charlotte from “Sex And The City” has a sex tape!!1! OK, there’s not really a tape: there’s just a set of dirty pictures from about five years ago (or so they say), and you only kind of see her face in like two of them. But according to TMZ, a guy who may or may not have dated a famous woman is trying sell naked pictures that he says are her because he saw a trailer for the upcoming “Sex And The City” movie and figured now would be a good time to cash in. Shocking! Of course, no one would ever use a dirty trick like that to drum up subscriptions for an otherwise generic paysite or anything. Or would they?

See what all the hoo-ha is about (as well as whoever’s hoo-ha is supposed to be Kristin’s) after the jump.

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· “Sex in Kristin’s City” (tmz.com)

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  • Jay-C

    For every picture I see that looks real, the next one looks fake…Nothing makes sense anymore!!

  • CloudCarrier

    Cute, but these look more like 10 years ago than 5. The anomalous black wrist thing in the fourth picture is giving me the supercreeps, big time. I know it’s probably a shadow, but yikes!

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    RE – Pics: some of them do look like her, but it’s really hard to be sure. Someone will have to do a more thorough compare-and-contrast experiment with other photos of Ms. Davis to find out for certain.

    RE – S.A.T.C. Movie, @ Tsuru:

    I second your “I don’t give two shits about the movie” opinion, except with one caveat:

    If it includes nudity, I will probably end up watching it.

    But if it’s just going to end up being another mass-marketed PG-13 Hollywood-style chick flick, then I think I’m going to have to pass.

  • Tsuru

    Though the video in the newer post is not her, these photos, the eyebrows, the nose…. yeah, it’s probably her.

    The question is, who was the ex-boyfriend that had these pics for SO long and was too stupid not to cash ‘em in we people knew what Sex And The City was? Why now?

    Oh well…. porn is porn…. yay porn!

    Peace, love & LPs,
    Tsuru
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  • Tsuru

    btw, I know they have a movie coming out, I just don’t think anyone (except the actors getting a very large paycheck to be in it) give two shits about it….

    ;)

    Peace, love & LPs,
    Tsuru
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  • Anonymous

    @Tsuru: *gasp* Don’t give a shit? I beg your pardon! I, personally, was very sad when Sex and the City died. There was nary a teenager more vehement about Big and Carrie than I! Don’t care… hrmph! I shall say a quiet prayer for those of you who just don’t get it.

  • Anonymous

    If it is her, let me say that she has a wonderfully shaped bush!

  • Dashiell Bennett

    @CKash: You think that’s a “huge bush”? Kids these days ….

  • Anonymous

    I saw a post on one of your sister sites that was linked to TMZ (?) or some other such site, that said the ex-BF took the pictures in 1992. Which seems A LOT more realistic and honestly, I can totally see her sporting a huge bush in the early 90′s. That just makes sense.