Flesh Flicks: Veggie Tales

2008_03_17_ff.jpgFood gets people horny. It’s a documented fact. That’s why guys offer to cook women dinner in an effort to get into their pants. However, if you actually want to eat the dinner, you must lock the woman out of the kitchen during food preparation time or she will undoubtedly take off your pants. Wait, you ask: If the goal is pants removal, why go through the motions of finishing the dinner? Why do some people say tomato and others just eat the sliced pieces off a naked body? We don’t know—you just have to stick to the recipe.

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· “cook in action” (RedTube)

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  • rad_matter

    I’m amazed the cook didn’t cut off his thumb. I know if I was being hit on by a girl holding a tomato like that I would only have four fingers on my hand right now.

  • Anonymous

    Who’s the actress? Loving the natural breasts.

  • beirut

    nothing says “do me” like a freshly sliced tomato.