Celebrity NippleWatch™: Mischa Barton Gets Out Of Costume

Celebrity NippleWatch™: Mischa Barton Gets Out Of CostumeSources tell us that Mischa Barton is an actress who used to appear on a television show that was very popular with the young kids a few years back, but now she holds most of her performances on gossip blogs and in front of paparazzi cameras. Oh, and in direct-to-DVD movies that have been dubbed into Spanish. The biggest advantage to that format, of course, is the opportunity for a gratuitous nude scene in a World War II period drama. Maybe it isn’t accompanied by a hip indie rock soundtrack like her old job was, but life is all about tradeoffs.

· Closing the Ring (2007) (imdb.com)

· More @ Upcoming Nude Scenes (upcomingnudescenes.net)

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  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Thank god for direct-to-video period dramas.

    At least with these flicks, B-List celebs can pose nude, but still feel as if they’re performing in something “important,” or “artistic.”

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @Prof_Derzshowitz: Don’t worry. Soon enough, Ms Barton will assume the mantel of Alyssa Milano & do some Cinemax &/or Showtime softcore… & parlay that into a gig banging Sid the Kid.

    … Wait, hoc-key!?

  • The HZA.

    @josereyes.theroof admits Gawker Media always wins: I’d rather fellash a hot curling iron than Sid the Kid.

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    @josereyes.theroof admits Gawker Media always wins:

    So, soon we’ll be able to expect some awesome late-night vampirical bisexual three-way action, featuring Marissa Cooper?

    Excellent…

    PS: Who’s Sid the Kid? [I'm showing my ignorance here].