Up Yours, Eh?: “Anal Cavity Search 4”

Maybe the grounds and standard procedure for a full body cavity search differ in Canada, from whence the mighty Eric Everhard and his mastodon-sized genitalia hail (as clearly evidenced by the maple leaf necklace he sports throughout the video) — but here in America the only way to get this thorough of an investigation into the elasticity and viscosity of your holes is to be deemed an enemy combatant or a suspected heroin smuggler. Despite our fondness for our neighbors to the north, we are suddenly glad we don't live in Canada.

In "Anal Cavity Search 4", Everhard and his accomplices dispense with reason — not to mention probable cause — and get right to the business of intense rectal probing. Surprisingly, there seems to be no shortage of stunning young starlets lining up to take the punishment; the roster this time around includes Fleshbot fave Jenny Hendrix along with Andi Anderson (making, we're told, her DP debut), Jasmine Byrne, Nika, Pamela, Shyla Stylez, and the spritely Aubrey Adams.

"Anal Cavity Search 4" ships this week from Everhard Entertainment and Jules Jordan Video, and we think that Everhard should ask the Canadian Board of Tourism to sponsor his movies from now on in return for his continuing boosterism of his native land. Let's just hope this doesn't become standard procedure for all border crossings from now on, eh?

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