Sue Ann, one of the many fresh-faced, healthily pneumatic, and Dove-Ad-Gone-Nude Abby Winters models from Australia, has something to say. What is it? I think it might have something to do with not having enough hands to cover herself but then deciding “Oh, Fuck it.” This movie promises real orgasms, so you know what that means: copious xupping!
Read more about our new favorite term after the gap.
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Last week we asked readers to come up with a substitute for the word (not the activity or substance) “cum.” Many readers responded with brilliant ideas like “Queem” (first runner up), “roque” (as in “-fort”), and “tattoo,” “approval,” and “purchase.” But none had the space age scaleability or interpretive challenge of “xup,” submitted by Captain Celery.
Somehow xupping seems like something anyone can do: lesbians, frat boys, MILFs, trannies, governors, punny bloggers, feminists, dirty old men, ingenues, and the blind. It belongs to everyone.
Captain Celery, please read the contest instructions in last week’s entry and we’ll send you some porn for your exertions.
But back to Sue Ann: what is she thinking?
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