March 12, 2008 | 7 Comments

Cum-Stained Casting Couches: Chayse Evans And A Man Named Vomidoo

Cum-Stained Casting Couches: Chayse Evans And A Man Named Vomidoo“The only thing I know I’m good at is having sexual intercourse,” Chayse Evans says in “Cum-Stained Casting Couch 11,” which we watched because the previous ten installments left so many questions unanswered. “That’s my B plan.”

So what was your A plan? “Well, I was in the Marines,” she explains, and says the only good sex she got in that branch of the Armed Forces was from a Corporal named Steve (we think she says) Vomidoo. As our childhood pet was named Steve and we grew up on Rue Vomidoo in Bogue Chitto, we are appropriating that as our porn name.

· Red Light District (clubredlight.com)

· Buy “Cum Stained Casting Couch 11″ (gamelink.com)

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  • bdve

    The very name “cum stained casting couch” gives me the willies.

    No pun intended.

  • lonewolf333

    I always wondered why they use couches instead of beds. Those things must smell funky.

  • CloudCarrier

    I imagine a dusty lot with a tower of burning porn couches, like Burning Man, somewhere in Chatsworth (or maybe the parking lot at Carl’s Jr.), burning constantly and without remorse. I’ve considered starting a therapy group for other shell shocked viewers who still have recurring nightmares about Max Hardcore’s yellow leather couch, but so far I’ve only had three takers, and they just wanted free lemonade.

  • bdve

    Max Hardcore warrants a support group in and of himself, never mind his couch.

  • Gram Ponante

    Notice how the couch sags, as if all the cum is weighted with despair.

  • CloudCarrier

    It looks like a dirty, soggy, giganto-sized mini-wheat (with invisible frosting, oof!).

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Is this the place where I should lament the lack of a pornification of What dreams may come? I’m thinking Wet dreams are come would have been a no-brainer for some industry hack to pitch.