March 11, 2008 | 3 Comments

2008_03_11_park.jpgPolice in The Netherlands are recommending that sex be allowed in all public parks. (Dogs, however, must be securely leashed.) We think that’s great—after all, we’ve been picnicing in our bedrooms for ages now, so it’s only fair. (nisnews.nl)

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  • Tracer_Bullet

    Obviously if you’re screwing in a public park, you’d really want the
    dogs under secure control. Or maybe not. The Dutch are kind of kinky.

  • Conrad

    I really do live in the wrong country. Though convincing my wife to have non-standard* sex would be difficult no matter what the rules.

    *standard being boring-american-sex, not to say the sex isn’t good (must cover self)

  • grrad

    Vondelpark in Amsterdam is pronounced Fondle-park, I think you should know.

    Imagine: Calling your favorite fully legal escort agency, and having your regular girl sent to your regular spot in the park, where you sit, on your red towel.