March 7, 2008 | 3 Comments

Jenna Jameson: Zombie Stripper

Jenna Jameson: Zombie StripperIt’s actually a little unclear from this YouTube trailer whether Jenna Jameson is playing a zombie, a stripper, or some combination of the two, but if you’re a filmmaker looking for the perfect movie pitch you really can’t go wrong with a story that combines two of America’s favorite cineplex icons—exotic dancers and the undead. Add a clawless performance by Robert “Feddy” Englund and nary a horror or porn fan could possibly resist. So what if it’s going straight to video instead of the mall movie theater? Isn’t that where all of Jenna’s best work got its start?

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· Zombie Strippers – Trailer (YouTube, via horroryearbook.com)

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  • Tracer_Bullet

    Considering Jenna’s recent appearance, I can only imagine this is somebody’s idea of a cruel joke.

  • filthygorgeous

    i recently saw this at the Glasgow Film Festival. This “zombie virus” is supposed to be used by the military to create super soldiers who can continue fighting after being killed. However, men become mindless zombies who just kill and feast on flesh, women (something about the xx vs xy) are able to retain their human sensibilities while still needing the occasional flesh to eat. Thus turning Jenna and friends in to super strippers.

    As far as horror films go, this isn’t that great, with lots of poorly done jabs at American politics and adequate make up. However, the strips scenes are pretty interesting and there’s some great one liners.

  • buckminster

    I’ve been working on the storyboard a hardcore video entitled – “Methampires!”. By now everyone knows that the DEA has irrufutable, scientific evidence that meth kills so fast that you’ll die if you even think about using that drug. What the DEA has held back from the public is the woman of dubius sexual proclifities that use meth are dying but remain insaitiable horny for days and seek out male victims. In order to function after dying the skanky meth whore from hell drain the poor dude of all his bodily fluids.

    The story board start out with an emergency video broadcast featuring a DEA scientist issuing a warning about these undead sluts and comments on several video clips showing these meth fueled fuck toys attacking poor innocent, God fearing dudes who are just looking to get laid. Oh the humanity!

    What do ya think? Any one wanna invest some bucks in this grea new video franchise ??