Flesh Flicks: Blowjobs 101

Dear Mr. Bennett,

As a secret long-time admirer of the work of you (and your compatriots) at Gawker Media, I must admit that I was quite astonished to notice [whilst taking my daily constitutional through the lush forest of human sexuality that is the Fleshbot web page, naturally], that for the first time in recent memory, I had discovered the existence of a particularly fantastic adult video clip…

…prior to it being discussed on your web-page.

{Namely, that exquisite segment from the 1980 Bridget Lahaie master-work of French Classical Pornography known as “Les petites ecolieres” [TRANSL.: "The Little School Girls], which you so kindly posted above.}

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I must submit, that immediately upon re-viewing such a phenomenal piece of work, (thanks largely to your intrepid internet scavenging abilities) featuring such exquisitely beautiful females as those depicted in this short segment, I came to the following conclusions:

i) That the Europeans know how to make love, and they also know how to make pornography;

ii) That as much as I can appreciate the sheer physical commitment involved [on the part of the performers, male and female] in the production of the Rocco Siffredi, Peter North and Adam Glasser genre of male-centric pornography, watching a group of nihilistic narcissists jack-hammering away at woman after woman after women can actually get quite boring after a while;

iii) That the degradation of the quality of American pornography since the 1970s and 1980s has not been due to the actions of the various puritanical, reactionary, statist, and anti-sex type of governments that have become increasingly powerful in North America over the course of the previous century, but largely because of the tendency for American corporate pornographic film Hauses to create productions designed for nothing but quick consumption by the masses in their relentless pursuit of large-scale profits;

iv) That no amount of artificial plasticization, anal bleaching or excessive bikini waxing can improve upon the sheer beauty that is the healthy, fit, well-groomed, but naturally symmetrical human female form;

and,

v) That if anybody doubts the validity of Carl Jung’s theory of the collective unconscious/objective psyche, they should simply look to the massive success of the grassroots, anti-corporate, and multi-media form of internet discourse [in which Fleshbot has played a large part in proliferating], which has helped to spread the truth about the simple fact that people like sex, and if they aren’t having it at the moment, they can most definitely become temporarily sated by watching other beautiful people do so in their place.

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As this is, admittedly, my first attempt at posting on Fleshbot, I do hope that I have fulfilled the requirements [namely, that one must attempt to contribute to the web discussion in some positive or creative manner], and I do hope that I will get to contribute to Fleshbot in the near future.

Because quite simply, I firmly believe that great minds DO think alike.

Especially when it comes to fucking.

- Prof. A. Derzshowitz

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PS: “if I were not Allen, I would be Diogenes…”

A great shot film, with actual context and underlying matters.

Yes! I’m in!

Okay…now I just have to find out how to not get banned permanently…

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Mr. Shackleford or Mr.Chris-Rob or Mr. Bennett [or any other Fleshbot veterans, for that matter]…

Do you have any tips on how to prevent this from happening?

[As a complete neophyte, I really don't want to start off my porn-commentary career by stepping on the toes of the established Fleshbot hiearchy...].

I’ve returned to this video for the umpteenth time hoping that somebody would mention which film this clip is from.

Anybody…?