Marital Aid Test Kitchen: (Beware The) Rascal Links XL Butt Plug

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: (Beware The) Rascal Links XL Butt PlugAfter using one of these to shoot down that rogue satellite last week, the U.S. Navy went back to its quarters and did exactly what the Village People knew they would. The Rascal Links XL butt plug (developed by Topco and Chi Chi LaRue Laboratories) is designed to be as memorable going in as coming out.

Read our concerns about it after the gap.

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: (Beware The) Rascal Links XL Butt Plug15.5″ of SensaFirm, a thermal plastic elastomer concoction, in the form of five tapered ass pyramids and a convenient pull tab make this device a formidable guest in one’s ass.

Holding it gently by its ring, the delightful Ava Rose indicated that our relationship hadn’t yet proceeded to the Rascal stage.

“Let’s just be friends,” she said.

For enthusiasts with time on their hands and space up their butts, the Rascal is a challenging treat. Remember, though, that Sensafirm is a porous material, difficult to clean. Bacteria find purchase in porous material easily, so use with water-based lubricant (for the love of Zod, please use lubricant), and clean after each use.

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Author:Gram Ponante

Gram Ponante is America's Beloved Porn Journalist, and has been a daily contributor to the great Fleshbot since 2005.
  • Atomic645

    It is possible to take toys deep into the colon, or have it coil in your rectum (wow, sounds so lovely when you use medical terms) it’s just not terribly comfortable.

    The look on her face is priceless.

  • greasycreases

    umm… I didn’t realize it was possible to fit that much in there. clearly, I haven’t been watching enough anal porn.

  • CloudCarrier

    My chiropractor has already said “no!”

  • Crunchbird

    The expression on her face says, “Yeah … you’re going to have to write me a much bigger check if you want to use this.”

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    Kudos for nearly getting a demo pictorial. I’d like to believe Ava is only acting like she is scared, but DAYUM! I could probably use that thing to unplug a toilet.

    On a side note, why would anyone make an anal toy out of a hard to clean porous material?

  • The HZA.

    That is terrifying.

  • Anonymous

    :-o

  • Gram Ponante

    Thank God for Ava Rose (is something I say every day) and No, she didn’t put it up there. Because of pornstars’ contractual obligations and because I dont make porn, I just inspire it, I can’t ask any of these folks to try out the products on camera.

  • Anonymous

    those things are huge.
    I carry them but haven’t seen many sold..