Flesh Flicks: Laid Up

2008_02_25_ff.jpgStop us if you’ve heard this one before. A man goes to a doctor and the doctor tells him, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you’ve been in a massive car accident, all the bones in your legs are broken, you received a traumatic blow to the head, and your girlfriend is going to use your current state of delirium to rob your of all your wealth. The good news is the you have a permanent erection and your hot, horny nurse will be here in a moment.” Actually, now that we think about it, that isn’t much of a joke at all. We just hope the man’s insurance will cover all this.

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· hospital sex (Megarotic)

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  • Gram Ponante

    That happened to me when I was in “The World According to Garp” and “Breaking the Waves” at the same time.

  • themotionintheocean

    You all forgot to mention that the guy in the clip’s cock is gigantic. I think he was playing with it when it shot off accidently and almost killed him. Luckily the nurse is a professional.

  • PriorMarcus

    God, who hasn’t this happened too?

  • Brian47

    What a dream, a gorgeous woman who does all the work during sex and still does anal! And seriously, wouldn’t this rouse just about any man out of a coma? Even if I was in a coma, in the bed next to this guy when this happened, I’d still wake up! :)