February 19, 2008 | 12 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Not Ralph Fiennes Edition

2008_2_18_WWFRD.jpgWe’re pretty impressed with this DVD cover in that the attention is evenly spread over the main participants. That should be a clue as to what kind of movie this is, and a good idea for some muckraking reportage as well: which gender gets more money in this case?

Be like last week’s winner Bento and you will win not just the respect of your fellow WWFRD participants, but an actual copy of this week’s title as well. Your task? Write a limerick about this box cover.

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  • Anonymous

    Simple and straightforward entry:

    There once was a girl named Brianna
    Who, along with (not that) Daryl Hanah,
    Both sucked off Ralph Fiennes
    (Or so they thought at the time)
    Then turned their attention on each other.

    The Horn Dog

  • Anonymous

    There once was a girl with a big mouth, all she wanted was to go south,
    so he took it out, and she started to shout,
    oh give me that huge fucking cock in my face right now!

  • MalzyWheels

    Folks in town said she was a dyke,
    But she did guys and girls all alike,
    she said with pride,
    “I’ll give anyone a ride,”
    And from then on out she was know as the town bike.

  • Justin K. Rivers

    A lass called Brianna, she purred like a kitten
    Her pussy was like a wet wooly mitten
    Her lover fucked boys
    with camouflage toys
    But didn’t like being bitten

  • Anonymous

    There once was a lad from Devay.
    Who’d only do gay for the pay.
    When he has to get blown,
    He drew out his bone,
    and Said, “I’ll only do Straight if she’s spayed!”

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Johnny would not work with a Lass
    No matter how much she’d beg, he’d pass
    But for the right pay
    He’ll pound pussy all day
    As long as a dick’s up his ass!

  • CloudCarrier

    Flight command, ready the landing
    I’m going to unload onto Brandon
    and Johnny and Steven
    just to make it all even
    and hot girls with buns ready for branding

    I’ll drop a dose just for Brianna
    who’ll share with a boy and his Honda
    a coup for the dupe
    or a hatchback for two
    Please, please, just don’t invite Manaconda.

    I admit that I am sort of curious
    this title, it seems, is most dubious
    A limerick is harder
    than fastening a garter
    with your teeth while counting e pluribus

  • heidrun

    There once was a lass named Ms. Love
    Her beauty (and stench) like a dove
    But when John fucked her mouth
    He knew he must go south
    But for that he had brought ‘long a glove.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Limericks as film titles? Won’t that be a bit wordy… or is Fiona Apple moving into porn direction/production?

    … When the pawn…

  • Anonymous

    There was a girl who tried everything once,
    She then gave a blowjob to a dunce,
    Her Lesbian friends
    were ready to make amends
    But she had to have his cock
    One more time.

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Johnny is Bi we all bet
    He fucked every girl and guy he has met
    So the Fleshbot Staff made us all rhyme
    about this guy they think is Ralph Fiennes
    But that fucker looks more like Will Arnett!

  • Gram Ponante

    We have a tie!

    Bento and CloudCarrier, can you send your e-mail addresses to gram (ampersand in the likeliest place) fleshbot.com? The lengthy process by which we awawrd prizes starts there.