Maybe it’s a sign that we’re too dirty minded for our own good, but an article titled “Valentine’s Day and Porn” that opens with lines like “Valentine’s Day is about porn” and “I want everyone to vow: This year, I will have sex only with someone I love” comes off sounding like a pro-porn plea for more masturbation. Unfortunately, it’s not. Fooled again! (newsweek.com; thumbnail via ann-angel.com)