What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Under The Hood Edition

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Under The Hood EditionRed Light District sure does have bright and airy looking box covers despite Their Dark Materials. Take, for example, the real title of this movie. We know it’s hardcore porn, but does it have to be so graphic? We’d prefer to think that the little red-haired girl is about to see something wonderful up her friend.

Phrase your new title like a line of dialogue from a 20′s silent film and you will be aces with us — much as last week’s winner Cloudcarrier was with his Rolling Stones-inspired entry.

· (See the Real Title) (gamelink.com)

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Author:Gram Ponante

Gram Ponante is America's Beloved Porn Journalist, and has been a daily contributor to the great Fleshbot since 2005.
  • Tracer_Bullet

    I really can’t see how one can improve on “Cum Fart Cocktails” but:

    I Can See Clearly Now
    The Xaviera Hollander Tunnel
    Girls Don’t Poop — I Hope

  • Anonymous

    “Not Again!”

  • DoctorNine

    Title: Day of Discovery- The SheMale and the FeMale

    With the caption from the squatting wench:

    “Chickenskin and Cojones! Oh No!!!”

  • Ecks

    “Don’t Look Up”
    “Chocolate Surprise”

  • bdve

    My God, it’s full of [noun]s!.

  • rad_matter

    Booty Juice (a reference to this movie–[en.wikipedia.org]).

  • pvaras

    The Air Down There
    Vicks’s Bitch Training

  • gluecake

    Das Cabinet des Dr. Kapri

  • Conrad

    ‘Where did I put that Mellon Baller?’

    It works because that bra is hideous, and makes her breasts look very ballish.

    *I always cheat, the whole farting thing isn’t sexy.

  • MrFuzzyPants

    Waiting for Gaso.

    Colon Check, then Fuck! (ala Strip Tease then Fuck series)

  • Justin K. Rivers

    “The Wind in the Pussy Willows”

  • thelushie

    Two girls, one funk. (I don’t know…)

  • ukmountie

    So many choices…

    “From the Earth to the Moon”
    “Moon over My Amy”
    “Inner View with the Cream Pie-er”

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Let’s not kiss any more, dear, until after breakfast

    French is Greek to me

    This dump is lousy with Heinies!

  • Anonymous

    “Eat My Leftovers”

    “Memento…From Lunch”

  • hoselshaft

    Little Fart Fauntleroy

  • Anonymous

    I See What You Did There.

  • pvaras

    Number Two Skidoo!

  • NFlames

    Two Girls No Cup: Softserve Express

  • pvaras

    “I’m gonna let ya have it, see?”

  • hoselshaft
  • Rick Paulas

    “No, we will not sigh like dogs! We will fart like lions!”

  • CloudCarrier

    “Since our bosoms already runneth over, it’s your turn to be the margarita machine!”
    “The Cafe Americain also offers full-service catering, and we’ll be happy to accommodate any specific dietary request!”
    “The Germans have surrounded our base camp. Quickly, into my mouth!”
    “I hope it’s over easy this time.”
    “Nuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh……”

  • user67

    Stars are out and so is my house so whats next.

    “Caves of Jaquith”

    In a French accent
    ” As we leave this dark cavern and venture on to our next dive, we say fond farewells to our friends the Hemorrhoids wishing these playful creatures a long and happy life”

  • hoselshaft

    new riders of the purple sage presents..

    ‘Jizzum Winds”

  • Anonymous

    ‘I can see your house from here.’

  • hoselshaft

    “you no cum he ah.it ill regal”…[braidrunna]

  • MrD666

    Yes! Dr. Watson! I POOP From There!

  • Justin K. Rivers

    1920′s silent film dialog is really just like regular dialog.

  • Anonymous

    “Hey! I Think I Found My Car Keys!”

  • contender★

    A Mighty Wind

  • Anonymous

    Can this be another cumfart tsunami?

  • dirtybacon

    “But wait! The pleasure from uppance shall be mine!”

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @NFlames: Shit is a Tray Merchant

    /original pirate material

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @NFlames: Shit in a Tray Merchant

    /original pirate material

  • Anonymous

    Starfish Hunting

    What did you sit in?!

    You’ll poke your eye out with those things, kid.

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    “Holy carp, I.M.B.Y. won two weeks ago!
    What else can I find? Pray, let me dig deeper!!!

  • Gram Ponante

    @Bento: That the capitalization of “Heinies” somehow indicated a Hun sect that might capture our heroines gave this one the edge