Vegan Strip Clubs Are Serious Business

The strip club steak dinner special is such a time-honored “manly man” tradition, that it never really seemed necessary to create something like a vegan strip club. Plus, no one really goes to those places to eat. But one hardcore vegan business owner has made that dream a reality at the Casa Diablo in Oregon, the world’s animal-free strip joint. (“The only meat is on the pole!”) The local news media could not be more thrilled, since it gives bored beat reporters the perfect opportunity to create an audition tape to be the next “Daily Show” correspondent. We just can’t decide what’s funnier: The stone-faced anchorman warning viewers to stay away from the upcoming objectionable content or his co-workers milking that salacious content for cheap ratings and cheaper jokes? We’re going to head over to Burger King and chew on it some more.

· Customers Find All Skin, No Meat At Vegan Strip Club – KPTV Portland (kptv.com)
· “Boobs With a Side of Soy” (wweek.com)

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    The station couldn’t have gone with “Bad Apples” for the backing music??

    Also, no tie-in to Original Portland Business SuicideGirls.com? If ever there were a selling-point for returning SG to its roots, this is it.

  • zyclon

    While I am loathe to criticize any local Portland area strip club or vegan eatery, I hear this place actually sucks. Just read a user review at Barfly Magazine.com, a well regarded Portland area site for bar reviews: [www.barflymag.com]
    Also, even when it was just a regular vegan restaurant, albeit pirate themed, it never got good reviews. I’d say if you’re looking for a strip club in Portland, go for Devil’s Point or Union Jacks or one of the many many other options, and if you’re looking for a tasty vegan meal, hit Proper Eats in the St. John’s neighborhood. That being said, I haven’t been to this establishment personally.

  • Conrad

    “We put the meat on the pole, not on the plate.”

    Wow, there’s a winner of a man if I’ve ever heard one. Vegans are idiots to begin with, but wow, just wow.