February 5, 2008 | 6 Comments

Dirtpipe Contender: "Cum Fart Tsunami"

Dirtpipe Contender: "Cum Fart Tsunami"We have been looking for a worthy successor to “Cum Drink My Vintage Wine” and “Dirtpipe Milkshakes” and, contrary to what February means for Hollywood box office receipts, we might have a winner in “Cum Fart Tsunami.” Directed by former AVN editor Mike Ramone, “Cum Fart Tsunami” is an example of a title that doesn’t even need to be seen to be appreciated, even if it is being hailed as “the mother of all anal felching pornos.” According to Ramone, star Audrey Hollander had “so many penetrations at the same time that I lost count.” We said the same thing about Super Tuesday…

· Robert Hill Releasing (roberthillreleasing.com)

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  • Conrad

    Oh come on, how is this going to help porn become mainstream media? They’re not even trying anymore.

  • Anonymous

    Wait,really? This is the internet, so of course someone finds this sexy, but is the audience really large enough where farts and cum and tsunamis can come together in an explosion of sex appeal enough to justify whipping together a movie of this caliber?

    Why can’t porn just be sexy people having sexy sex? Why does it have to be utter nonsense?

  • CloudCarrier

    I will hold out for the blu-ray, for that extra amount of visual seasickness I’ll be sure to feel at my local porno tape emporium.

    Do you really need a photo for a title like Cumfart Tsunami? Just those words in giant letters on the box is enough, really it is.

  • Tits McGee

    Once I stop laughing and throwing up, I’ll be back to comment.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    I believe it should be Cumshart Tsunami, as a fart is merely a release of gaseous material, while its cousin the shart incorporates both gas & something a bit more… solid.

  • greasycreases

    “Cum farting served up as the main course, not just dessert!” …really? that makes me want to buy this? because all I can think about is what the fuck do the appetizers look like?