Breaking: Adult Store Sells Vibrators

2008_02_01_vibe.jpgSerial recidivism among three-dimensional marital aid vendors is on the rise in Mississippi, requiring a crack team of purple vibrator patsies/journalists to sting a store called Adult Video and Books for selling something that was neither a video nor a book. A KLBT “3 on Your Side” team purchased a purple vibrator from a cashier, identified themselves, and confronted him with his crime. Apparently the store had been busted before for selling “three-dimensional novelties.” He let the muckrakers know that a vibrator doesn’t have to go in your vagina.

· “Adult Store Caught Selling Illegal Sex Toys” (klbt.com; also spotted @ sexuality.about.com)

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Author:Gram Ponante

Gram Ponante is America's Beloved Porn Journalist, and has been a daily contributor to the great Fleshbot since 2005.
  • Anonymous

    “3 on Your Side” would make a great porn title.

  • indiepixels

    3 on Your Side would also make the A-hole list top 50. The Vice Cops were right, they do have better things to do like take bribes from prostitutes and drug dealers.