January 30, 2008 | 4 Comments

2008_01_30_oprah.jpgFrom the artist who brought you Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug, it’s Oprah Winfrey’s golden sarcophagus, complete with massive nude breasts. Like the great pharaohs of old, she will be buried along with her entire studio audience. (dailymail.co.uk)

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  • Anonymous

    She’s rich enough to have a diamond sarcophagus.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    The Pharaohs? I thought live burial of the servant class in conjunction with the interment of the royal’s remains was more a Chinese imperial tradition.

  • Anonymous

    Wow…Oprah as the Venus of Willendorf. That kinda works for me.

  • Tony

    Well if that’s the case, Dr. Phil deserves a gold cock too!