January 28, 2008 | 22 Comments

Flesh Flicks: Smurf Me!

Flesh Flicks: Smurf Me!This video is one of those internet finds that horrifies and confuses us, yet somehow make our entire existence worthwhile. Every time you think it’s reached the absolute height of ridiculousness, it somehow scales to a new sublime peak … and then goes higher still. Not to oversell it, but we think we can say without hyperbole that this is the greatest thing ever made in the history of all time. We now present you Smurf porn … in Spanish! If only the damage to your cherished childhood memories could be wiped away as easily as that blue paint.

· “Smurf FuckFest” (RedTube)

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  • The Cam Lover

    Hi there,

    Smurfette really is a true servant to mankind isn’t she. She took it hard in all positions? I loved Papa Smurf. Because the Smurfs creators were Dutch, I always knew that there was a seedy and twisted side to the “Smurf” concept. I wonder if you can get a Smurf sex doll? My Suzy would appreciate that very much.

    Now we know what colour the Smurfs genitalia is: NOT blue. I was always curious if they had genitalia if at all.

    The Cam Lover enjoyed the Spanish Smurf fuck fest

  • jay destro

    CHECK PLEASE.

  • CloudCarrier

    You just smurfed my smurf.

  • razor3

    OMG She just sucked the top layer of blue smurf skin off his cock!

  • Crunchbird

    When they started in with the whistling I almost lost it. Brilliant.

    And I was glad to see that Gargamel at least had the sense to wear a condom and keep that blue crud off himself . . .

  • naughtyduncan

    Smurf you, Internet. Smurf you.

  • Richard Blakeley

    Where can I purchase these outfits?

  • rad_matter

    Gargamel has a shrinking machine?

  • Richard Blakeley

    @Conrad: Would you like to help me out with this? I may ned some “help”.

  • HotMovies

    Being the only woman in town; Smurfette must be taking it at both ends all day.

  • Conrad

    @blakeley: I’ll see what I can do.

  • The Harlot Queen Likes The Word Strumpet

    Holy, shit.

  • Ultrajosua

    @Crunchbird: you’re so true about the whistling part, that was too much : (
    I simply cannot go to sleep now

  • Anonymous

    You know you always wanted to put your smurf in her sidesmurf while doing a smurfing headstand.

  • Conrad

    @blakeley: Outfits? Go to the paint store, and buy lots of blue paint. Fill a tub with paint, sit in it for a while, get out of tub. Ta Da! You’re Smurf. If you need a hat, get some white fabric, sew it into a trianglish shape.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @HotMovies: She’s the original titlist in the “World’s Largest Gang Bang” competition.

  • Anonymous

    The Smurfs aren’t Dutch, they were created by the Belgian cartoonist Peyo. The name “Smurf” was first used later on when the comic strips were translated into Dutch.

  • Tits McGee

    My older brother used to mutilate my Smurfs when I was a kid. Among the mutilations: cutting the tail off of one Smurf and gluing it onto the crotch of another. It took years for me to recover.

    I found this video strangely cathartic.

  • Tony

    They should make a figurine of the first image!

  • sexisthenewblog

    I see absolutely nothing wrong with Smurfporn, I mean, come on, everyone always had a crush on Smurfette and as mentioned above, she always entertained smurf gangbang fantasies. My only questions are, also as mentioned, why is it in Spanish, and why aren’t the dicks blue as well?

  • frndlybnny

    and I thought my balls were blue…

  • Anonymous

    Funny… I don’t remember Gargamel having tattoos…