2008_01_25_sarlacc.jpgWe have no plans to see the new vagina dentata scarefest “Teeth,” even if we can totally appreciate a good “women are evil creatures who will eat you alive” metaphor. Here are some more subtle examples of Hollywood screenwriters working out their personal issues with the ladies. By the way, you will never watch “Return of the Jedi” the same way again. (nymag.com)

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  • Anonymous

    A rapist worst fear… Good for ‘em.

  • Conrad

    I don’t really see the corrulation in their list. Just because there is a large hole doesn’t mean vagina. The thing from poltergueist looks more like an anal sphincter anyway.

  • Anonymous

    If you don’t brush after every meal you’ll get bad breath.