Squirt Machines (And Other Urban Legends)
In every generation there exists a concept that mysteriously entrenches itself so deeply into the collective psyche that it resists ever being properly explained. Consumed by morbid curiosity, the general public loses its ability to sustain rational thought regarding the matter and is ultimately forced to blindly accept its truth despite obvious contradictions and/or a lack of credible empirical evidence. The single bullet theory in the JFK assassination is one example; grainy film footage of Bigfoot strolling through the woods is another. And then there’s squirting.
Urban legend or not, intrepid director Chris Streams wastes no time exploiting it in his newest release for Jules Jordan Video, the moistly titled “Squirt Machines”. In fact the aptly named director wades in past his knees with an extra juicy effort delivering plenty of soaking good fun that’s good to the very last drop. (Did we miss anything?)
The cast consists of such acknowledged liquid machines of lust as Jenna Presley, Amber Peach, Ema Hart, Bobby Star, Sophie Dee, Savannah Stern, Jada Fire, Flower Tucci, Chelsea, and newcomer Sidnee Jenkins performing her first ever on camera anal scene. As to whether or not their squirting abilities are real (or whether these girls are just pissing all over the place), it’s up to you, dear viewer, to decide … along with the existence of fairies, unicorns, merpeople, and Compassionate Conservatives.
· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)
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Previously: Flesh Flicks: The Squirting Loophole, Splish-Splash Photoplay of the Moment: “Squirts Ilustrated”, Momo’s Science Experiment: Japanese Squirting Fun, Liquid Love: The G-Spot Explosion, Jada Fire Really Is Squirtwoman