January 18, 2008 | 22 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Shark(a)’s In The Water Edition

2008_01_18_WWFRD2.jpg“Our Sharka.”

At first we thought a new hole was being drilled into Eurotart Sharka Blue, and we had to check our Gray’s Anatomy. But then we realized the cover of this movie emphasized the process rather than the result.

Can you come up with a better title than “I <3 Sharka", something maybe as good as last time’s winner Munsoned’s efforts? Because it looks like something is on Sharka’s mind that bears examination. Farewell and adieu.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· (See the Real Title) (gamelink.com)

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  • Tony

    Sharka DP’s the Zulu nation

  • Anonymous

    Sharka Do Me

  • Conrad

    I know it isn’t, but she looks kind of like Thora Birch(American Beauty). Anal & Dp’s, Wow!, because it’s so rare these days.

  • Anonymous

    Sharka Khan?

  • Conrad

    Oh, and if they are trying to drill a new hole…[io9.com]

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Jumping the Sharka

    Deep into the Blue

  • Tracer_Bullet

    Sharka’s Machine

  • Munsoned

    The Jersey Maneater

  • MalzyWheels

    There Will Be Gape
    My Blue Heaven
    Deep Blue Penetration
    Sharka Hunting
    When Sharka Attacks
    Hammerheading Sharka

  • rad_matter

    The Great Abyss

  • Anonymous

    When Anuses Attack!
    Dirt-Pipe Milkshakes 32: Into The Blender
    Upstairs, Downstairs: The Next Generation
    Sharka Blue’s Grimace Of Joy
    XXX-Files 23: The Truth Is In There

  • Terminal

    Hole Lotta Love.

  • Anonymous

    Taking it up the ass: coping techniques for the micromanaged

  • Conrad

    A.) the link doesn’t work

    and

    B.) Shakra has the worst picture to sell herself on her website [www.sharka-blue.com] the openning shot is horrid.

  • CloudCarrier

    Sharking Sharka Blue
    Times New Sharka (Sharka: Unjustified – Part 2)
    Appelation: Sharkadelica
    The Czech Bounced (& Bounced Again)
    Cherry 30,000
    D’Life Erotique With Sharka Blue
    Qui êtes-vous, Sharka Blue?
    Shark It Up!/Lipstickin’ & Dickin’ & Sharka Flickin’ (2-fer)
    I’m All Out of Candy Vol. 31!

  • MalzyWheels

    I don’t know how I glanced over this obvious one -

    The Discovery Channel Presents: Sharka Week

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @drducker: Sharka it to me only works if they can have a computer re-generation of Richard Nixon’s voice intone the title over the opening credits.

    I’d be quaking in my pants over that.

    /shits pants

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    Sharka larka Ding Dong!

  • Anonymous

    Jaws 5: This Time It’s Anal!

  • Gram Ponante

    No one said this was fair. But it’s only local jurisdiction. An unabashed “Jaws” reference will win almost every time. Kudos, though, to Cloudcarrier’s fonting, IMBY’s sockhopping, and undershaker’s pantsshitting.

  • Gram Ponante

    We are in talks to provide tangible rewards to you, the winning commenters in this contest, beyond the respect you so richly deserve. The snag is that we must figure out a way for you to prove you are of legal age to receive that reward (and sorry, we’re not talking about hookers). Stay tuned.

  • CloudCarrier