English Teacher Acts In Sexy Commercial, Corrupts Youth

2008_01_18_teach.jpgEveryone knows from watching movies that private schools appear on the surface to be stuffy, uptight institutions of higher learning, but underneath they are actually lusty dens of sin and vice. So we can’t figure why Britian would be so shocked to learn that a private school English teacher can be seen having (not really) sex with a randy construction worker on YouTube. This fantasy ad has been online for some time already, and while it might be creepy in a “women are all dirty sluts who crave hardhat cock” sorta way, we wouldn’t call it “shocking soft-porn.” (Decide for yourself below. They even use a condom!) But if a low-paid teacher can’t make a little non-nude acting money during summer breaks, then there’s definitely a lesson to be learned in there somewhere.

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· Scruffs Hardwear Commercial (YouTube)
· “Pupils discover their teacher in ‘shocking soft-porn’ advert” (dailymail.co.uk)

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    It appears that Erica Lee Chevalier, ex-geography teacher, erstwhile fake nat’l bikini team member, has company. As well, her former school district’s admin. How the superintendent in Florida, & now the school masters in UK, can’t distinguish appearing in a cheesecake calendar/ad from boinking a student (like Mary Kay Letourneau & Deborah La Fave) is beyond me.

    Also, I had a teacher to whom I would have liked to introduce my… uh… wrench. Just wanted to get that off my chest.

  • MrFuzzyPants

    I myself had a teacher I would have liked had polish my test tube (science teacher). Unfortunately the drivers ed teacher got to her while she was a student at the school.

    I wish she would have made a video like this to find though. It would have fueled many a fantasy.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve seen more sex on a syndicated sitcom at 7 PM. Okay maybe 9, but anyway.

    Damn those teachers for having sex with another human consenting adult. What is this world coming to!?!?