January 16, 2008 | 6 Comments

2008_01_16_nuts.jpgA North Carolina Virginia lawmaker wants to castrate your truck—specifically, he wants to ban those fake testicles that some people like to hang from their bumpers. Personally, we like these things. It helps us identify the crazy people that we should avoid the highway. (wtkr.com)

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  • rad_matter

    (writes NC on vintage New Orleans Saints “Ain’ts” bag and puts over face)

  • dolorem

    need a bumber sticker like Bump my bals

  • Anonymous

    Bumper Nuts: THE truck accessory for people not quite sophisticated enough for Calvin-Pissing-On-Whatever window decals.

  • mhjhm

    Just a small correction…this delegate is from Virginia, not North Carolina. North Carolina has a sense of humor.

  • CloudCarrier

    If community service has taught me anything, it’s this: these become much, much scarier when found discarded on the side of the highway.

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    That video is hilarious.

    Holy shit, google teels me they are made of iron!
    [www.bumpernuts.com]
    Shouldn’t they be like rubber so they sway a little?